BENJAMIN THROSSELL
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BENJAMIN THROSSELL •
Coach.
Ex-fatty.
Body transformation specialist.
And writer of the funniest damn daily fitness newsletter on planet internet.
If you want someone who won’t bullshit you but will drive you to achieve all that you want and will work with you, then Benjamin is the right guy.
If you’re ready to be fully committed and honest (even when it’s shit), then his coaching will be huuuuge.
— A CLIENT I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT PAY TO SAY THIS. I PROMISE.
Still here? Clearly not a quitter…
Which makes you my kinda person.
I mean, maybe the fancy website’s doing a good job of catfshing.
But I dunno, I feel like my level of “professionalism” is well and truly on show.
I mean, frst it’s my name plastered every single place you could possibly plaster it.
Then it’s heralding my emails as the funniest thing in existence, paired with a cutesy bribe joke.
And that’s without mentioning my choosing “fatty” as literally the third word on my website.
At least now you know what you’re in for…
The feint-hearted and ‘hard truth’-phobic should be long gone by now, so it’s just you and me, partner.
Now, I don’t know your story, or what brought you to this here corner of the internet.
But I do know this:
If you’re not in the shape you know you could should be…
If you’re long on work ethic, but short on know-how…
If you’re hell bent on getting better…
You and me are gonna get along fine.
Now, I ain’t one for the hard sell.
But I’ll tell you this for free:
If you wanna get jacked, sexy and better than yesterday?
Then you’re gonna love my emails.
Haven’t convinced you yet?
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Getting lean, mean, toned and athletic.
Everything you need to get stronger and sexier, with the bullshit filtered out.
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Daily, sucker.
If you don't wanna find out how to get better every day, I don't get you and you won't like 'em anyway :~)
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100000%.
Look, my methods work. I muck around a lot, but I actually believe it'd be unethical for me not to share what I know.
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You can hit 'unsubscribe' and leave at any time.
But you won't know you don't like 'em unless you see what they're like, will ya?
