Hey.

I’d introduce myself, but my website is literally plastered with my name. So if you haven’t clocked it yet, you probably can’t read. Which means there’s not much point in me writing it again, is there?

Anyway.

I used to be a fatty and now I’m in shape, and I send free tips on how you can do it, straight to your inbox.

IF YOU WANNA GET LEAN, JACKED (or lady jacked) AND SEXY…